Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt

Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt
Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt
Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt
Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt
Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt
Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt
Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt

Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt

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Welcome to Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-Shirt

100% Ring-Spun Cotton | U.S. Sizing (S-5XL)

On-model front view — T-shirt featuring Welcome to Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive front print.
Welcome to Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-shirt — on-model front view, front print.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% ring-spun cotton fabric, selected for durability and post-wash retention.
  • Fit: Standard U.S. apparel sizing. Fabric is pre-shrunk to minimize dimensional changes after laundering.
  • Construction: Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, sleeves, and hem for reinforced seams.
  • Printing: Processed with Brother GTX Pro series technology using water-based inks.
  • Production: Designed and printed at our facility in Colorado, USA.
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Welcome to Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-shirt — on-model rolled sleeves, leaning pose.

Technical Specifications

Attribute Details
Fabric Composition 100% Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
Fabric Weight Midweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 GSM)
Neckline Round 7/8" ribbed collar with interior neck taping
Seam Type Reinforced side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Care Requirement Machine wash cold (≤86°F/30°C), inside-out

Intended Use

  • Daily casual wear.
  • Layering garment for variable climates.
  • Light activity and everyday movement.
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Welcome to Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You're Still Alive T-shirt — female model pointing to front design.

Size & Fit Guide

Size Chest (Flat) Body Length Sleeve Length
S18"28"8"
M20"29"8.25"
L22"30"8.63"
XL24"31"8.75"
2XL26"32"9"
3XL28"33"9.25"
4XL30"34"9.5"
5XL32"35"10"

Care Instructions

Preparation: Turn garment inside-out before washing to protect the print.
Wash: Machine wash cold (≤86°F) with mild detergent.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry.
Restrictions: Avoid bleach, softeners, and ironing directly on the print.

Shipping & Delivery

Processing: Orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.

Standard
3-5 business days
$7.99
Flex
2-4 business days
$12.99
Express
1-3 business days
$29.99

Returns & Refunds

30-Day Policy
Refunds are available for unworn, unwashed items in original condition within 30 days of delivery.
Exchanges
To exchange for a different size or color, please initiate a return for the original item and place a new order.
Processing
Refunds are processed to the original payment method within approximately 48 hours of return inspection.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How does the pre-shrunk cotton affect the size?
A: The pre-shrinking process is designed to minimize shrinkage after home laundering, helping the garment maintain its original fit.
Q: What type of inks are utilized?
A: We use Brother water-based textile inks for all direct-to-garment printing.
Q: What type of shipping packaging is used?
A: Orders are shipped using recyclable mailers.

Payment & Support

Secure Payments
Transactions are processed via PayPal and Stripe. These gateways are PCI-compliant and utilize SSL encryption.
Customer Support
Available Mon–Fri, 5:00 AM–9:00 PM MST. Reach us at (970) 424-1494 or support@sarastan.com .
Location
2650 University Heights Ave, Boulder CO 80302, United States
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