Please Be Patient Retarded I’m Fucking T-Shirt

Please Be Patient Retarded I’m Fucking T-Shirt

Please Be Patient Retarded I’m Fucking T-Shirt

$17.95

Style

T-Shirt
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Size

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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL

Color: white

Please be patient retarded i’m fucking T-Shirt

100% Ring-Spun Cotton | U.S. Sizing (S-5XL)

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Product Details

Material: 100% ring-spun cotton fabric, selected for durability and post-wash retention.
Fit: Standard U.S. apparel sizing. Fabric is pre-shrunk to minimize dimensional changes after laundering.
Construction: Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, sleeves, and hem for reinforced seams.
Printing: Processed with Brother GTX Pro series technology using water-based inks.
Production: Designed and printed at our facility in Colorado, USA.

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Technical Specifications

Attribute	Details
Fabric Composition	100% Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
Fabric Weight	Midweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 GSM)
Neckline	Round 7/8" ribbed collar with interior neck taping
Seam Type	Reinforced side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Care Requirement	Machine wash cold (≤86°F/30°C), inside-out

Intended Use

Daily casual wear.
Layering garment for variable climates.
Light activity and everyday movement.

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Size & Fit Guide

Size	Chest (Flat)	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	18"	28"	8"
M	20"	29"	8.25"
L	22"	30"	8.63"
XL	24"	31"	8.75"
2XL	26"	32"	9"
3XL	28"	33"	9.25"
4XL	30"	34"	9.5"
5XL	32"	35"	10"

Care Instructions

Preparation: Turn garment inside-out before washing to protect the print.

Wash: Machine wash cold (≤86°F) with mild detergent.

Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry.

Restrictions: Avoid bleach, softeners, and ironing directly on the print.

Shipping & Delivery

Processing: Orders are processed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.

Standard

3-5 business days

$5.99

Flex

2-4 business days

$8.99

Express

1-3 business days

$24.99

Returns & Refunds

30-Day Policy

Refunds are available for unworn, unwashed items in original condition within 30 days of delivery.

Exchanges

To exchange for a different size or color, please initiate a return for the original item and place a new order.

Processing

Refunds are processed to the original payment method within approximately 48 hours of return inspection.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How does the pre-shrunk cotton affect the size?

A: The pre-shrinking process is designed to minimize shrinkage after home laundering, helping the garment maintain its original fit.

Q: What type of inks are utilized?

A: We use Brother water-based textile inks for all direct-to-garment printing.

Q: What type of shipping packaging is used?

A: Orders are shipped using recyclable mailers.

Payment & Support

Secure Payments

Transactions are processed via PayPal and Stripe. These gateways are PCI-compliant and utilize SSL encryption.

Customer Support

Available Mon–Fri, 5:00 AM–9:00 PM MST. Reach us at (970) 424-1494 or support@sarastan.com .

Location

2650 University Heights Ave, Boulder CO 80302, United States

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